1 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,649 DISCOUNT ON ALL LEAF BLOWERS 2 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,405 THE WELDING SPARKS PHOTO COMPETITION WINNER 3 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,837 THE MOST POWERFUL ENGINE- GENERATOR ON THE MARKET! 4 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:40,978 LAPLAND ODYSSEY 2 5 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,620 Good morning. 6 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,581 Morning. 7 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,630 Did you just jerk off? 8 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,758 No... 9 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,176 To an engine-generator advertisement? 10 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,222 I just scratched my balls a bit. 11 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,262 There are things to do. - My back hurts. 12 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,809 Maybe you should sleep in our bed. 13 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:18,516 Neither of us would get sleep. - I can sleep here tonight. 14 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,017 You can sleep in our bed with Lumi. 15 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,443 I'll be all right. - You sure? 16 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,365 There's coffee. You could change her diapers. 17 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,626 Happy birthday. 18 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:05,229 You want a quickie? Or is your back still sore? 19 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,574 Huh? 20 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,663 What are you doing? 21 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:24,883 I had to put napkins on the shopping list before I forget. 22 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,420 What's going on? - It would be embarrassing to not have napkins. 23 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,264 I meant the quickie. 24 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,308 We haven't had sex in two weeks. - You keep track? 25 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,728 It affects our relationship and Lumi's development. 26 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,973 Lumi will become a psychopath - 27 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,317 if we don't have sex twice a month? - For many people once is enough. 28 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:48,354 Who do you talk to about this stuff'! 29 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,486 I read it on the Internet. - Right. - Hush. 30 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,991 She'll be all right for a moment. 31 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,162 Don't go. - Hush. 32 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,169 It would only take a couple of minutes. 33 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,571 Isn't it easier to breathe here? 34 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,652 It's so cute how much you love Lapland. 35 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,992 If you sold your tiny apartment in the south, - 36 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,030 you could buy a house here by the river. 37 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,198 You could fish for salmon. 38 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,533 I could teach Siiri to row the boat. 39 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:44,043 We can't move here. Her dad lives down south. 40 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:48,163 She can go see him on holidays. And he can visit us here. 41 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,130 Right. Let's go. 42 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,550 I'll also teach him how to row the boat. 43 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,759 All right. You sit there and poop. 44 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,553 I'm interacting with you. You got it'! 45 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:08,524 Try. Can you poop? 46 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,401 Poop. 47 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:23,745 Take your time. Daddy's going to play a little. 48 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:34,466 Yes. Yes. Try pooping. 49 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,797 You can't leave while Daddy's playing. 50 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:53,736 Inari. Hi! 51 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,158 Loony! Where are you? 52 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,072 Here you are. 53 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,914 Perfect. 54 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,756 I can't wait to see your new home. 55 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,846 It looked nice in the photos, didn't it? - Yes. 56 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,054 It wasn't even finished in the photos. 57 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,309 But now it's nice. 58 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,992 Everything's okay. I'll just clean it up. 59 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,980 Bring your bags. You'll be sleeping here. 60 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,691 Hi. - Howdy. 61 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,328 Doesn't she give you food? 62 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,117 Are you trying to bulk up? 63 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:27,161 Hi, Janne. You've lost weight. - Hi. 64 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,244 Happy birthday, Lumi. 65 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:33,465 Hi! We came early. 66 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,503 Janne's mom and dad. My mom. Marjukka. 67 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,338 Hi. 68 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,632 Nice decorations. 69 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,805 I would've washed your windows if you had asked me. 70 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,680 That's right. 71 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:51,148 So full of light. - I could've washed the windows. 72 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,725 Where's the carpet? - The what? 73 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,772 The carpet. 74 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:59,031 I put it away so that the kids won't make a mess on it. 75 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,860 I bought it for the party. 76 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:04,570 Kämäräinen is allergic to shaggy carpets. 77 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,407 What are you talking about? 78 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,581 Leave it there. - What are you doing? 79 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,495 Please come sit down. 80 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,752 It might not be a good idea... 81 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:29,016 Why do those kinds of accidents happen to you but never to me? 82 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:33,848 Loony is going through a phase... - Her name is Lumi! 83 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:37,852 I'm away for a moment, and the place is full of shit. 84 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,738 She only shit on the carpet. 85 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:43,241 Isn't it good that she shit before the party started? 86 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,079 Is that a Siberian jay singing in the pine tree? 87 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:53,833 What do they say about handling these kinds of situations? 88 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,757 Who? - Your Internet. 89 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:02,795 It's just a carpet. I'll get you a new one. - NOW? 90 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,970 Not now. After Christmas when they're on sale. 91 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,929 Of course. 92 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,141 What? 93 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,316 The temperature might drop below zero tonight. 94 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,699 I don't know about that. 95 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,829 How's your relationship? 96 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,665 It's okay. Semi bueno. 97 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,748 Loony just keeps us up at night. 98 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:45,963 And I can't really go out anymore. 99 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:49,971 And even if I did, all my friends have moved away. 100 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:55,054 I get cabin fever, since there's no work in the summer. 101 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,026 Life in the south isn't easy, either. 102 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:02,982 Life is so hectic in the big city. 103 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,735 Is it really? - Yes. 104 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:10,612 Oh shit. - That's right. 105 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,296 PEN-15 106 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,349 What's up, dickheads? 107 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:35,601 Sorry I'm late. I had to fix my PEN-15 for tonight. 108 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,435 Where's the birthday girl? 109 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:42,861 Inside. It's a bit tense in there. 110 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,989 How many decibels does this have? 111 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,917 It's measured on the Richter scale. 112 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:59,869 Is Inari pissed off? - More or less. 113 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,919 Careful. The bass can kill you. - Right. 114 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,004 You can enter one of those competitions - 115 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,965 to see who's got the loudest music in the car. 116 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,895 Don't touch the stereo with your dirty hands. 117 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,853 Give this to Lumi. 118 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,558 I gotta go put a suit on. This night is mine. 119 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,819 If it's so boring here, - 120 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:34,329 come crash the wedding tonight in Ylläs. 121 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,491 It's going to be an awesome party. 122 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,577 Everybody's going to be there. 123 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,296 The party went well. 124 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,171 You can't smell the poop here in the kitchen. 125 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,226 Is everything all right? 126 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,063 Yeah. Yeah. 127 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,767 Lumi just hasn't been sleeping well lately. 128 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,162 They're good dickheads. 129 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,208 See ya. 130 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,579 You can come if you bring ten jars of chewing tobacco. 131 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,590 Go to Sweden to get it. I'll handle the rest. 132 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,127 I don't know if I have time. 133 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:32,051 I promised to take Marjukka to the river in a rowboat. 134 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,216 I don't frigging believe this. 135 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,349 Big men like you under your women's thumbs. 136 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,721 Your missuses will be fine. 137 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:44,395 And you look like you haven't slept in a week. 138 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,229 Live a little. 139 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,693 C'mon, you're the Godzilla of Kolari. 140 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:56,029 We could go get you a suit from your mom's place. 141 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:00,370 Have you been anywhere by yourself since Lumi was born? 142 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,333 I've been... - Where? 143 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:05,540 I've been to the library and the hair salon. 144 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,671 I mean, my hairdresser friend came over. 145 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:13,552 That's not good. Believe me. I ruined one marriage. 146 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,841 Lumi will only sleep next to me. - Something has to change. 147 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,601 You'll get cabin fever here if you haven't got it already. 148 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,271 Don't be sissies now. 149 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:29,274 Don't ask for permission. just tell your ladies you're going. 150 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,076 I'll do the talking. 151 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,404 Kämäräinen just dropped by. 152 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,333 He said hi and left a birthday present. 153 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,745 He asked if we wanted... 154 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:48,297 We're going out. You're staying home with Lumi. 155 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:53,387 We got invited to Kemppainen's wedding. - You don't know him. 156 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,173 Everybody's going. My floorball buddies too. 157 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,766 You went fishing last summer and to a karaoke festival 158 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,764 The festival was last year. 159 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:06,937 Inari hasn't been anywhere since Lumi was born a year ago. 160 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,268 You haven't wanted to. - Now she does. 161 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,654 I already reserved a table in Levi. 162 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:16,655 We were supposed to go rowing and visit my mom. 163 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,655 She was going to make reindeer stew. - We can see her later. 164 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,121 Go out tomorrow night. - No, tonight. 165 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,125 I wonder if Lumi has a fever. 166 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,628 She's teething. 167 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,503 Inari. - Why don't you go out by yourself. 168 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,050 Inari doesn't even want to go. 169 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,469 Right? - I actually do want to go. 170 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,683 This is for your own good. 171 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:50,689 It's like an investment for you when mommies party. 172 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,318 I've got just the right dress for tonight. 173 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:57,357 What will I wear? I only have maternity clothes. 174 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,156 Why don't you take her for a change. 175 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,787 She'll eat more if you make the airplane sound. 176 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,839 And no drinking. - Yeah. 177 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,210 Let's go. Bye! - Mommy's going to be home late. 178 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,507 Don't stay up late. It's your turn to wake up early tomorrow. 179 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:24,602 Call me if there's anything. - The taxi's here! 180 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,472 We can have a boys' night tomorrow. 181 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,525 The wedding is tonight. 182 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,656 She'll eat more if you make the airplane sound. 183 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,290 Let's have a boys' night here tonight. 184 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,343 Shoot the zombie. 185 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:12,817 Hi. - Where are you? This party is great. 186 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,651 They've got whisky and rum and illegally hot women, - 187 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,531 all the way from France. 188 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:23,863 You won't believe the tits I just saw. - Uh-huh. 189 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,457 I've never seen necklines like these. 190 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,700 There were a couple of variables, - 191 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,830 and we had to stay home with the kid. - What? 192 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,955 I told everyone you'd bring chewing tobacco. - Sorry, no can do. 193 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,088 Oh shit. Okay, dickheads, I gotta go. 194 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:51,769 You can orgasm just by sitting on my subwoofer. 195 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,646 What an idiot. 196 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,155 Lesbians. 197 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:17,666 Lumi sleeps really tight, you know. 198 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:29,097 You finally see that you can choose 199 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,604 And you don't need anyone's authorization 200 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:36,267 You're too beautiful to feel humiliation 201 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:40,276 And you've got absolutely nothing to lose 202 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:44,108 So live your life 203 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:48,027 So live your life 204 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,739 What are you doing? - What do you mean? 205 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:54,452 You're wiggling. - I'm training my pelvic floor muscles. 206 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,290 Why? 207 00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,586 I've heard it can start hanging. - What? 208 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:08,174 The uterus. - How about we just let them hang tonight? 209 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,433 I'm worried about Lumi. 210 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:15,606 She'll be fine. Tapio is really responsible. 211 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,820 You have to let Janne be a dad in his own way and trust him. 212 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,984 We can't go to a wedding with a one-year-old. 213 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,365 We'll have one drink. - This late? 214 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,323 She sleeps in the car better than in her bed. 215 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,240 I'll take the baby monitor. 216 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,289 If Marjukka finds out, - 217 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:37,160 she won't move up here. - We'll be home before them. 218 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,256 We'll go through the backdoor and take your old car. 219 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:44,921 I've tried so hard to be responsible and all. - You are. 220 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,843 If I get caught... - They won't find out. 221 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,883 What if they do? - They won't. 222 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,606 We'll have just one drink. Or two. 223 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,726 What could go wrong? 224 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,696 What are these? 225 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:13,037 Muslin cloths. Inari says you always need them. 226 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,909 A lot of them. 227 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,407 Can we go someplace else? - Why? 228 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,247 They have the Foliage Festival here. 229 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:58,199 I kinda know the owner. Janne is jealous of him. 230 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,038 That's great. 231 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,380 Come on. 232 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,967 TIT- 5 233 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:37,204 Nice bow tie. - Look in the mirror, fatso. 234 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,497 I inherited the suit from my old man. 235 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,550 Goddammit. 236 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,414 Don't slam the doors, dammit. 237 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,766 Thanks. 238 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:28,358 Ten packs of chewing tobacco, please. - We're all out. 239 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,355 Huh? 240 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,315 How is that possible? 241 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,692 The Reindeer Lord bought it all. - The Reindeer Lord? 242 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:41,030 Sell me some of yours. I'll pay extra. - I sold them. 243 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,579 To who? - To the people over there. 244 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,704 The jerk-offs from Kittilä. 245 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,919 Let's go. They have superior numbers. 246 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,109 Are you interested in cash? 247 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,484 What do you want, hippie? 248 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:22,909 I figured out you've got ten packs of chewing tobacco. - Yeah? 249 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:26,368 I'll give you 60 euros. - Get the fuck out of here. 250 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:31,832 Fine. 70 euros. - 1000 euros. Special offer. 251 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,716 Homos. 252 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,008 What a bunch of assholes. 253 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,511 Räihä. - What? 254 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,145 Just a moment. 255 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:23,965 Go! Go! - just a moment. 256 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:27,429 Step on the gas! Drive! 257 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:36,488 Yay, General chewing tobacco! 258 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,906 Did you get your ass kicked? - No, I ran into the door. 259 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,991 Are they behind us? - No. 260 00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:46,623 We tried the nice way first. 261 00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:51,918 Where's Loony? - Who? 262 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,790 The girl! 263 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:17,605 Did we leave her in Sweden? 264 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:29,326 Mikko, Mikko, Mikko. Come take a picture with us, boss. 265 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,789 That's it. Thanks. 266 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:50,848 You better eat so you don't get hungry. 267 00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:20,499 Could you order two blueberry shots for me as a preparatif? 268 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:23,345 Pretend you're ordering them for yourself. 269 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,929 Why? - I'm planning on having five drinks tonight. 270 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:30,433 I want to drink them fast. It would be embarrassing - 271 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:33,308 for the mother of a small child to order them. 272 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,648 Who cares? - People gossip so much here. 273 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,779 That's my second cousin. - Right. 274 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,946 Well, look at you. Long time no see. 275 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,576 Hi, I'm Mikko. - Marjukka. 276 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:54,824 I'm the owner. - Oh. 277 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,876 Oh. - You're having a night off? 278 00:26:57,034 --> 00:27:00,795 Yeah, I needed to get out of the house. 279 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,209 Is it just you girls? 280 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,012 Oh yes. 281 00:27:09,588 --> 00:27:11,889 The guys stayed home with the baby. 282 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:14,886 That was the right thing to do. 283 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,849 We're having the kickoff for the Foliage Festival- 284 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,900 in the night club. You're welcome to join us. 285 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,819 Yeah. - That was our plan actually. 286 00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:36,825 Marjukka and I could eat now... - I'll put you on the VIP list. 287 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:40,454 These are on the house. - Oh no, we'll pay... 288 00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:43,502 Oh no, [won't let you. I'm sorry, but I have to go. 289 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,084 Have fun. - Thanks. 290 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:51,846 If you have time later, I could show you around. 291 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:55,058 I mean, show you around the hotel. 292 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:57,720 We have a new suite named Inari. 293 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,399 I didn't name it Inari because I'm obsessed with you. 294 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,151 I named it after Inari, the municipality. 295 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:09,444 The meeting room is named after Sodankylä. 296 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,240 Local place names, you know. 297 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:14,536 Maybe I'll see you later. 298 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:18,497 I don't understand you. He's cute. 299 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:23,209 The car seat is shitty. The belt is too loose. 300 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,218 We're in deep shit. - She can't have walked far. 301 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:29,967 Kids do this all the time. There's nothing to worry about. 302 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:38,269 What do we do now? 303 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,356 Wait here. 304 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,652 I want to apologize. 305 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:52,741 Things got out of hand. I was thinking about the old days. 306 00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:57,081 Yeah. Okay then. 307 00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:00,534 The kid isn't yours, is it'! 308 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:05,254 We met a couple on the bridge. They had lost their baby. 309 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,627 We could take her to them. They were pretty panicky. 310 00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:17,384 This was just horseplay. 311 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:21,429 You have a kid in the car. You're not drunk, are you? - No. 312 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:26,104 She could've been hit by a car. - Does the car have safety locks? 313 00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:30,695 Yes. - No, it doesn't. - You're right. 314 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:32,990 No safety locks. 315 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:36,197 But you have a car seat, right? - Of course I do. 316 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:40,785 But she managed to wriggle out from under the belt. 317 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:43,035 Okay, let's take a look. 318 00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:52,217 You have to hold this thing in the back to tighten the belt. 319 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:57,381 Shouldn't the car seat face the rear? - In my car it does. 320 00:29:57,548 --> 00:30:01,474 Yeah, in your car. The seat doesn't help if the belt is loose. 321 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,891 True. - That's right. 322 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:06,735 These things are complicated. 323 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:12,779 I guess we'll get going. - Soon it'll be time to go to bed. 324 00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:14,694 That's right. 325 00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,530 It will. 326 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:22,997 Have a good journey. - Drive safely. 327 00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,169 Your daughter's rabbit. 328 00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,590 By the way- - 329 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:34,129 we have a peer support group for local dads. 330 00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:37,555 Don't hesitate getting help if you have a problem. 331 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:41,091 Good luck, homos. 332 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,687 What a bunch of assholes. 333 00:30:55,022 --> 00:31:01,037 Lumi, you can't walk off like that and ruin dad's night out. 334 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,216 What is it? 335 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:21,217 Shouldn't we just head home? 336 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:24,687 What? After something that minor? 337 00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:28,181 Lumi is going to fall asleep soon. 338 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:33,317 We came all the way here to get the chewing tobacco and all. 339 00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:37,909 Your house is less than a kilometer from here. - Over one kilometer. 340 00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:40,485 I'll put the baby monitor in my pocket. 341 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:43,664 She can't get out of her seat again. 342 00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:51,083 Räihä. It'll all work out for the best. 343 00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:54,502 Trust me. 344 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,681 Dammit. 345 00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:04,769 That's the way. Let's hit the party. 346 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,806 Do I smell poop here? 347 00:32:18,397 --> 00:32:20,236 Dude, it was a cloth diaper. 348 00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:23,408 A what? - Inari keeps track of them. 349 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:56,695 Just a second. She'll fall asleep soon. 350 00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:07,365 “Flat Tire Repair Kit' 351 00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:11,871 “You'll find the kit in the glove compartment.' 352 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:17,879 “It includes: a sealant cartridge A, - 353 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:23,132 which contains liquid sealant.' 354 00:33:24,296 --> 00:33:27,642 “A tire inflator B.“ 355 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:34,526 “A sticker C with the following text..." 356 00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:40,649 What is it? 357 00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:43,446 I just called to see how you're doing. 358 00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:46,235 Everything's good. Where are you? 359 00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:51,283 We just had dinner. Did you give Lumi her eardrops? 360 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:53,827 Yes. So, where are you? 361 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:57,380 We're at Little Mikko's hotel 362 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:02,626 Marjukka forced me to come. They have the Foliage Festival here. 363 00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,138 Are you outside? 364 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,977 I went to get soda from the store. 365 00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,057 Why couldn't Räihä get it? What if Lumi wakes up? 366 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:14,805 Jesus... - What? 367 00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:21,062 I hope you're having a lot fun because we sure aren't. 368 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:23,441 Was this too much to ask from you? 369 00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:26,738 Maybe you should've thought about that when... 370 00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:30,786 What? - When you said you forgot to take the Pill. 371 00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:37,129 Excuse me? 372 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:41,001 "...when the compressor is turned off.' 373 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:51,603 I didn't want a kid yet. 374 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:55,104 Why should I be so excited about staying home with her? 375 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,267 You didn't say anything back then. 376 00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:00,978 Of course not because you were already packing your stuff. 377 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,324 How's the food at Mikko's hotel? 378 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,286 Fuck you. 379 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,453 I think she fell asleep. 380 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,594 Look who I found. 381 00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,720 Did you like the food? - Oh yes. 382 00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:37,357 Would you like to show me around now? 383 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:40,893 Check, check. One, two, one, two. 384 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:01,460 Now we'll have some fun, dammit. 385 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:24,856 Trés bun. 386 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,652 And I can also put some music if you like. 387 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:30,114 Do you like Serge Gainsbourg? 388 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,119 Look me in the eye. 389 00:36:33,277 --> 00:36:37,998 And stop staring at my tits. Idiot. - But wait. Maybe... 390 00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:40,292 Hi. - Oh hi, dickheads. 391 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:44,923 We finally made it. - Great. Nice bow tie. 392 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:48,760 General chewing tobacco. We've only got one jar, though. 393 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,503 I asked the Reindeer Lord to bring me some. 394 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:53,390 Put it on the table. 395 00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:56,928 I got 9.9 problems, but the bitch ain't one. 396 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,936 The Reindeer Lord, dammit. 397 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:03,853 Catch this! 398 00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:35,256 You're not welcome here. - I don't steal from friends. 399 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:39,598 I'm family. - You're wanted by the police. 400 00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:43,065 You're some relatives. You should be ashamed. 401 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:48,985 I'm pretty happy with the way the lobby looks. 402 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:52,650 It has processor-controlled air conditioning. 403 00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:55,994 The VIP lounges and rooms are upstairs. 404 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,951 Just a moment, okay? - Sure. 405 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:03,953 You go with him. I'll go to the bar. - I'm not going alone. 406 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:05,873 What do you need me for? 407 00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:07,958 Go water your womanhood. 408 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:10,376 Take the cardigan off. It's prudish. 409 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,628 My tits will show. - That's good. 410 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:14,966 I'll do the same. 411 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:18,759 This is embarrassing, but I just want to make sure you understand. 412 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:23,017 Tapio and I have had a dry spell in bed for quite some time now. 413 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:26,643 Can we agree that what happens on girls' night out - 414 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,812 stays on girls' night out? 415 00:38:30,561 --> 00:38:33,444 It's not that I'm actively looking for someone. 416 00:38:35,941 --> 00:38:37,744 See you soon. 417 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:46,795 This way. 418 00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:57,592 Listen. 419 00:38:58,964 --> 00:39:00,720 Just one thing. 420 00:39:02,009 --> 00:39:06,517 If you tell anyone that I've been here with you looking at a suite, - 421 00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:09,018 I'll never forgive you. 422 00:39:09,975 --> 00:39:12,858 Are you talking about the last time? 423 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,823 I'm not like that really. 424 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:19,322 I apologize for trying to destroy your relationship - 425 00:39:19,902 --> 00:39:21,741 by being...- 426 00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:25,332 ...so dumb and showing you my dick. 427 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:31,299 I was going through a difficult phase in life. 428 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:37,628 I'm doing a lot better in many ways. - I see. 429 00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,174 I see a psychotherapist. 430 00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:44,854 I also took antidepressants, but I quit them. 431 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,980 I do yoga three times a week. 432 00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:56,657 Because I've had a pretty complex relationship with my... 433 00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:00,739 I've felt insecure and I've had to - 434 00:40:01,443 --> 00:40:07,375 compensate for it with all kinds of stupid things. 435 00:40:07,616 --> 00:40:11,128 But I've managed to process it pretty good. 436 00:40:39,273 --> 00:40:41,075 The biggest in Lapland. 437 00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:45,415 That's what I've heard 438 00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:50,377 I've been thinking about their words 439 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:56,925 Our young days are a great adventure 440 00:40:57,207 --> 00:41:05,180 Go on an adventure Marvel at the world 441 00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:42,405 Kiss me now - 442 00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:45,113 and you can fuck me all night long. 443 00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:49,447 I'm sorry I don't speak French. But maybe some drinks. 444 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:56,962 Wow. 445 00:43:06,336 --> 00:43:10,512 I have a kid in the car. Babysitter stuff. 446 00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:13,814 Probably nothing. 447 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:16,515 Stop! Stop! 448 00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:25,114 He went on and on - 449 00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:30,196 about how our daughter's nickname should be Loony. 450 00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:36,074 Now he calls her that all the time just to spite me. 451 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:39,796 I can't drink any more. - There's a drop left. 452 00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:42,539 And she's not a priority for him. 453 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:45,387 Sometimes I feel like I have two kids. 454 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:51,763 I've heard that those years when your children are small are hard. 455 00:43:51,965 --> 00:43:55,228 You just have to try to survive. It'll get better. 456 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:03,277 You really have changed. 457 00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:07,235 Unlike some others. 458 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,494 Kämäräinen, I need your car! - Why? 459 00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:18,835 That speed head from Rovaniemi stole my car. 460 00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:21,460 I gotta catch him. - He'll just drive home. 461 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:25,214 Loony is in the car. I'm serious. - What? 462 00:44:25,374 --> 00:44:27,213 I'll go get Räihä. 463 00:44:31,213 --> 00:44:32,969 Räihä! 464 00:44:45,602 --> 00:44:48,070 Why did you bring the kid with you? 465 00:44:49,606 --> 00:44:52,785 I guess you can't leave a kid at home alone at that age. 466 00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:58,580 Speed might actually improve the guy's reaction time. 467 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:04,098 There he is. Stop the car. 468 00:46:04,389 --> 00:46:07,937 Quick. Get out. - Yeah, yeah. 469 00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:42,647 I shouldn't have drunk this much. I have no tolerance whatsoever. 470 00:46:42,803 --> 00:46:45,140 I still think of you every day. 471 00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:48,276 I gotta go, 472 00:48:03,759 --> 00:48:06,938 How many fucking phone numbers can he have. 473 00:48:08,472 --> 00:48:10,358 Connect to that one then. 474 00:48:14,186 --> 00:48:18,695 They can't be inside. Obviously. 475 00:48:19,316 --> 00:48:21,820 It's ringing. 476 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:35,505 Hello'! - Hello. You have the kid with you? 477 00:48:35,832 --> 00:48:38,846 Who's asking? - The father. 478 00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:44,390 Can you give me a description of your child? 479 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:48,263 Stop bullshitting and bring the kid back immediately. 480 00:48:48,428 --> 00:48:52,023 You seem pretty upset. I'll get back to you - 481 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:54,187 when you've calmed down. - Wait a minute... 482 00:49:03,402 --> 00:49:05,323 Goddammit. 483 00:49:13,161 --> 00:49:15,546 The signal is coming from there. 484 00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:22,751 What the hell have you done? 485 00:51:33,468 --> 00:51:36,019 You sure know how to twerk. 486 00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:40,812 Isn't there anybody between the age of 18 and 70 here? 487 00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:42,981 I'm 19. 488 00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:06,632 Keep an eye on this, kids. I'll go take a shit. 489 00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:18,731 You have a cigarette? 490 00:52:29,858 --> 00:52:31,614 I'm Marjukka. 491 00:52:33,862 --> 00:52:35,998 I'm Jorma. 492 00:52:38,116 --> 00:52:42,423 They also call me the Cocksman of Pello. 493 00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,212 Thank you, God. 494 00:52:47,209 --> 00:52:48,965 The same room as always. 495 00:52:49,294 --> 00:52:51,762 Breakfast will be sewed... 496 00:52:52,756 --> 00:52:54,726 Fucking Foliage Festival. 497 00:53:01,682 --> 00:53:03,901 Just a moment. Stay right there. 498 00:53:05,394 --> 00:53:09,700 Inari, it's nice that you called, but I can't talk right now. 499 00:53:12,234 --> 00:53:14,369 Easy, slow down. 500 00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:28,677 Straight ahead. 501 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:44,063 MILITARY SHOOTING RANGE No TRESPASSING 502 00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:51,400 He was hanging from the birdcage and watching porn. 503 00:53:51,565 --> 00:53:54,744 I didn't lead him on at all. 504 00:53:54,943 --> 00:53:58,158 Calm down. It's probably just a concussion. 505 00:53:58,322 --> 00:54:01,833 Mikko, I'm Marjukka. I'm a nurse. 506 00:54:02,034 --> 00:54:05,131 It was a real good idea to water my womanhood. 507 00:54:05,287 --> 00:54:07,755 I'm fucking blossoming. 508 00:54:07,915 --> 00:54:11,378 I'll give you five words, and you have to repeat them... 509 00:54:11,543 --> 00:54:14,177 Shut up. Mikko, you hit your head. 510 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,307 Inari, what are you doing here? 511 00:54:16,465 --> 00:54:19,015 I'll call the front desk for help. 512 00:54:19,218 --> 00:54:23,441 You can't tell anyone I was here. You promised me that. 513 00:54:24,056 --> 00:54:28,113 Did we make love? - Fuck... 514 00:54:28,477 --> 00:54:30,564 I can't ask anybody to come here. 515 00:54:30,729 --> 00:54:33,992 He'll tell I was here. People will gossip. 516 00:54:34,149 --> 00:54:36,997 Janne will find out and I'll lose my reputation. 517 00:54:37,152 --> 00:54:41,375 We can't leave him here alone. - This is a nightmare. 518 00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:43,994 I'll have to move down south. 519 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,339 Mikko, you have to come inaugurate the festival. 520 00:54:48,497 --> 00:54:50,383 People are waiting. 521 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,463 You haven't passed out again, have you'! 522 00:54:58,215 --> 00:55:00,932 I'll come in if you don't answer. 523 00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:14,282 I was just in the bathroom. Hi. 524 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,866 Is Mikko here? - No. He left. 525 00:55:18,026 --> 00:55:20,114 Where? - To the Foliage Festival 526 00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:24,202 I mean, he went to inaugurate the festival. 527 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:34,714 That way. 528 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,284 I bet she's coming back with a security guard. 529 00:55:57,065 --> 00:56:00,909 We'll take Mikko to his house. He lives close-by. 530 00:56:01,069 --> 00:56:03,952 He won't tell anyone when he's back to normal. 531 00:56:20,088 --> 00:56:21,844 Goddammit. 532 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,936 What have I done to deserve this? 533 00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:30,730 They must be somewhere in that sector. 534 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,942 I just wanted to have fun, even though I have a kid. 535 00:56:37,105 --> 00:56:39,111 Is that too much to ask? What? 536 00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:42,453 Why tonight? Tonight was supposed to be my night. 537 00:56:42,653 --> 00:56:46,496 No one was interested in your subwoofer at the wedding. 538 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:53,372 Look. ls that a tank? - A what? 539 00:56:53,789 --> 00:56:57,383 Their tracks look different from a harvester's tracks. 540 00:56:57,543 --> 00:57:00,924 That's not a real tank. - There's another. 541 00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:03,642 And a third one. 542 00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:21,367 What are they doing? 543 00:57:26,613 --> 00:57:28,500 No frigging way- 544 00:57:45,841 --> 00:57:50,598 What? - I'll go tell this one guy that I'll be gone for a moment. 545 00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:52,768 "O! 546 00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:11,626 Oh shit. 547 00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:53,543 Living in the south isn't the reason. - Reason for what? 548 00:58:53,784 --> 00:58:55,670 For nothing. 549 00:58:56,078 --> 00:58:59,043 I just don't love Marjukka. 550 00:58:59,665 --> 00:59:03,545 Why are you telling me this nova? - I don't know. 551 00:59:04,002 --> 00:59:10,100 I thought she would be gentle and motherly. 552 00:59:11,051 --> 00:59:15,144 Like when she was in the topless photo in the computer game? - Yeah. 553 00:59:15,722 --> 00:59:22,105 She's actually pretty heartless and bossy. - Right. 554 00:59:22,271 --> 00:59:26,233 I don't think I even have the guts to break up with her. 555 00:59:38,912 --> 00:59:40,715 Let's go. 556 00:59:51,425 --> 00:59:55,221 You always say stupid things when you're drunk. 557 00:59:55,387 --> 00:59:58,815 I didn't come here to talk. - Give me more. 558 01:00:09,234 --> 01:00:10,990 Oh. 559 01:00:15,157 --> 01:00:17,043 Where's Mikko? 560 01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:33,556 He must've gone back to the road. 561 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,054 Where's the road? - I have no clue. 562 01:00:43,852 --> 01:00:46,403 Can you turn up the volume on your car stereo - 563 01:00:46,563 --> 01:00:48,699 with your remote control? - Yeah. 564 01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:57,917 You hear that? 565 01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:00,588 Can you turn it up even more? 566 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:03,330 I hope there's no one near the car. 567 01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:46,835 Everything's okay. 568 01:01:47,165 --> 01:01:49,301 We have wet wipes. 569 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:53,011 I have a flat tire. 570 01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:55,342 Do you speak German? 571 01:01:55,507 --> 01:01:59,351 Where you headed? - Hotel Big Mikko. 572 01:01:59,511 --> 01:02:01,351 Big Mikko. I'm coming with you. 573 01:02:08,979 --> 01:02:12,076 Let's go. They're going to Little Mikko's hotel. 574 01:02:12,357 --> 01:02:14,113 Oh shit. - What? 575 01:02:15,652 --> 01:02:17,622 The girls are there. 576 01:02:20,699 --> 01:02:22,372 What's going on here? 577 01:02:22,534 --> 01:02:26,295 Inari. What are you doing here, looking like that? 578 01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:28,584 We were having a girls' night out in the sauna - 579 01:02:28,749 --> 01:02:32,629 when we saw him wandering around drunk. 580 01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:35,215 It's Little Mikko. - Oh my God. 581 01:02:36,173 --> 01:02:41,310 Are you in pain? - Did we already make love? Was I good? 582 01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:48,358 He's delirious. He must have a concussion. 583 01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:53,074 Please go get ice. We'll stay here. - Shouldn't we call an ambulance? 584 01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:55,741 The ice is enough. I'm a nurse. 585 01:02:58,695 --> 01:03:02,871 Let's take him to an empty room and see what happens. - Yes. 586 01:03:06,662 --> 01:03:08,465 Oh no! I'm sorry. 587 01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:15,010 Everything's okay. This is actually our room. I know him. 588 01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,926 You do? - Yeah. 589 01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:20,470 Who is he? - The Cocksman of Pello. 590 01:03:26,765 --> 01:03:31,190 Three grams of hash is routine 591 01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:35,778 I'll top it off with some amphetamine 592 01:03:35,941 --> 01:03:40,615 Then I'll drink twenty... 593 01:03:49,121 --> 01:03:51,422 This smell is terrible. 594 01:03:52,749 --> 01:03:55,549 Oh shitballs, if Inari finds out... 595 01:03:55,711 --> 01:03:57,798 This was supposed to be my night. 596 01:03:57,963 --> 01:04:00,264 I put cornrows in my hair and all. 597 01:04:00,716 --> 01:04:05,971 If I pull through this, I promise to potty train Lumi. 598 01:04:09,099 --> 01:04:11,650 It's a hell of a lot of work. 599 01:04:29,870 --> 01:04:31,673 That's the car. 600 01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:41,635 That's going to the fifth floor. 601 01:04:43,884 --> 01:04:46,767 What are you doing? - Making money. 602 01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:50,519 You need skills, not luck, to play this. - Stop. 603 01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:09,752 There's no one inside. 604 01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:20,800 Pretty impressive. - The lights are tacky. A gaudy palace. 605 01:05:24,174 --> 01:05:25,895 Dickheads. 606 01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:27,979 Check the restaurant. 607 01:05:28,136 --> 01:05:31,980 I'll check the lobby and try to get to the roof. 608 01:05:38,939 --> 01:05:43,495 A suspicious-looking young man abandoned this baby in the lobby. 609 01:05:47,573 --> 01:05:54,999 We have a 24-hour rule in missing persons cases. 610 01:05:56,582 --> 01:05:59,512 Missing persons cases, my ass. 611 01:06:07,551 --> 01:06:11,312 This is Unit 3. Do you read me? 612 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:16,236 Bend the cord at the bottom. - Where? 613 01:06:16,393 --> 01:06:18,529 I'll show you. - Do you read me? 614 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:25,280 Do you read me? This is Unit 3. 615 01:06:25,444 --> 01:06:27,283 Yes, I read you. 616 01:06:30,449 --> 01:06:35,123 Has anyone reported a small child missing? 617 01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:37,298 No. Why? 618 01:06:37,664 --> 01:06:40,215 Well, this... 619 01:06:45,422 --> 01:06:48,139 Inari, you have a painkiller for Mikko? 620 01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,270 Paracetamol would be best. - Yes. 621 01:06:50,886 --> 01:06:52,772 Oh shit... - What? 622 01:06:53,555 --> 01:06:57,696 I left my purse in the suite. My driver's license is in it. 623 01:07:11,907 --> 01:07:13,627 You stay here. 624 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:24,257 Inari! 625 01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,592 Inari. 626 01:07:26,755 --> 01:07:28,725 Lumi! Lumi! 627 01:07:29,299 --> 01:07:31,803 Listen. 628 01:07:32,010 --> 01:07:34,858 Have you seen a child... 629 01:07:37,099 --> 01:07:38,938 Mikko, dammit. 630 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:03,004 Goddammit. 631 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:07,010 Should we call the dispatcher? - And tell him we lost a child? 632 01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:09,599 Goddammit. 633 01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:19,151 Sorry, but I have to take this. 634 01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:27,244 Hi? What's up? Hello? 635 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,947 I've been thinking about us... 636 01:08:32,654 --> 01:08:34,410 Yeah? 637 01:08:37,576 --> 01:08:39,830 I don't think it's working. 638 01:08:43,832 --> 01:08:46,680 She came here. I saw her on the security camera. 639 01:08:47,628 --> 01:08:50,096 Honey calling. Honey calling. 640 01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:53,635 Honey calling. Honey calling. 641 01:08:54,718 --> 01:08:57,138 Honey calling. Honey calling. 642 01:09:00,641 --> 01:09:02,313 Hi. 643 01:09:02,893 --> 01:09:04,863 Everything's good. 644 01:09:05,187 --> 01:09:07,441 Can I call you back in a minute? 645 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,844 Where are you going? 646 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:31,848 A dry apple cider, please. 647 01:09:32,005 --> 01:09:34,307 This is not a pool bar. 648 01:09:35,008 --> 01:09:36,681 I'm sorry. 649 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,312 You want ice? 650 01:09:45,143 --> 01:09:46,899 You see her? 651 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:58,123 I'm a pretty shitty dad, huh? 652 01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:03,461 I have to call emergency. 653 01:10:05,747 --> 01:10:07,420 Yes, you do. 654 01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:11,302 Someone might've already found her. 655 01:10:21,638 --> 01:10:23,857 Inari's going to kill me. 656 01:10:39,323 --> 01:10:41,743 How did you lose her? 657 01:10:46,747 --> 01:10:49,131 Well, there were a couple of variables. 658 01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:52,969 Has someone already called emergency about her? 659 01:10:58,383 --> 01:11:01,765 Well, we can ask the dispatcher again. 660 01:11:02,387 --> 01:11:04,772 But I don't think anyone has called. 661 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:15,031 Sauli, you screwed up again. 662 01:11:15,192 --> 01:11:19,783 Why didn't you take the child back? - He would've hit me. 663 01:11:19,947 --> 01:11:23,209 You sure you left the child at reception? - Yeah. 664 01:11:23,367 --> 01:11:26,914 But he left her in the car and went to a wedding to get drunk. 665 01:11:27,079 --> 01:11:31,136 That's irresponsible. - Someone's taken her from reception. 666 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:34,139 Could the receptionist make an announcement? 667 01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:39,218 Good idea. I guess you won't need me anymore. 668 01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:42,604 Don't go anywhere. - Why are you giving me a hard time? 669 01:11:42,761 --> 01:11:46,355 He's neglected his child. He should be handcuffed. 670 01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:48,567 And he's violent. 671 01:11:49,101 --> 01:11:52,363 I don't care. As long as we find my child. 672 01:11:55,232 --> 01:11:57,237 Jesus, I'm a shitty dad. 673 01:11:59,611 --> 01:12:01,913 Wait a moment. 674 01:12:04,658 --> 01:12:08,715 This might look like he's a really lousy father, - 675 01:12:10,831 --> 01:12:15,340 but there's really been quite a few variables. 676 01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,139 Look. 677 01:12:18,297 --> 01:12:20,681 He packed this bag by himself. 678 01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:24,472 At least I don't understand what you do with all this stuff. 679 01:12:27,514 --> 01:12:30,528 As a dad, he might get 5.5 points out of 10, - 680 01:12:31,810 --> 01:12:33,898 but that's better than failed. 681 01:12:38,650 --> 01:12:40,869 We all make mistakes. 682 01:12:41,069 --> 01:12:44,332 I once lost my child as well. 683 01:12:45,866 --> 01:12:50,623 Wouldn't it be better if we men tried to find her? 684 01:12:51,496 --> 01:12:54,593 I mean, if your ladies are here. 685 01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:19,654 Are you okay? 686 01:13:20,943 --> 01:13:24,324 A reindeer's head exploded in my car. 687 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:30,789 Because of sound pressure? - Yeah. 688 01:13:32,204 --> 01:13:34,541 I've wasted five years of my life, - 689 01:13:34,706 --> 01:13:38,633 thinking I'd get a girlfriend with this car. 690 01:13:41,505 --> 01:13:43,225 You compete? 691 01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,096 What series? 692 01:13:46,802 --> 01:13:50,598 Semiunlimited, 3500 watts. 693 01:13:50,806 --> 01:13:53,819 I don't think you'll get a girlfriend with that. 694 01:13:53,976 --> 01:13:56,360 You should compete in the Unlimited 9000. 695 01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:02,360 Maybe you should come to my sauna to clean up? 696 01:14:10,242 --> 01:14:11,962 Lumi! 697 01:14:23,463 --> 01:14:25,303 Lumi! 698 01:14:48,989 --> 01:14:52,750 “An: - Hi. This is Verisure Home Security. 699 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:55,875 Am I talking to Mikko Ala-Naappa? 700 01:14:56,246 --> 01:14:57,967 Yeah. That's me. 701 01:14:58,123 --> 01:14:59,926 I just got an alarm - 702 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:03,049 from your residence at Nilivaarantie Road 2. 703 01:15:03,212 --> 01:15:06,225 Is it possible that you forgot to tum the alarm off? 704 01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:12,392 May I check the security camera footage? - Sure. 705 01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:17,320 I see a man in his early forties and a small child. 706 01:15:20,854 --> 01:15:24,947 A short man? - Yes, you could say that. 707 01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:35,957 Don't ask. 708 01:15:36,411 --> 01:15:40,469 I dried these with a blow-dryer. - Thanks. 709 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:43,928 You think we've partied enough? 710 01:15:47,589 --> 01:15:49,511 Hello'! 711 01:15:54,638 --> 01:15:56,725 No, I'm not delirious. 712 01:15:59,309 --> 01:16:01,149 That's right. 713 01:16:04,022 --> 01:16:06,359 Come see for yourself. 714 01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:25,171 I'm sure he'll call Inari. 715 01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:34,307 I knew it. 716 01:16:38,015 --> 01:16:40,814 Hi. - How's everything? 717 01:16:41,268 --> 01:16:43,403 Everything's good. 718 01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:46,909 I'm tired. I was just brushing my teeth. 719 01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:50,156 Good. 720 01:16:51,987 --> 01:16:54,870 I'm sorry about the call earlier. 721 01:16:55,032 --> 01:17:01,711 No, I'm sorry for not letting you be a dad in your own way. 722 01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:06,094 Maybe it's been a good thing. 723 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:08,757 I've been too rigid. 724 01:17:09,505 --> 01:17:14,179 I'm not a perfect mom myself. - Yes, you are. 725 01:17:14,384 --> 01:17:16,271 I wouldn't even want to be. 726 01:17:25,395 --> 01:17:28,575 Do you know why Little Mikko called me - 727 01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:32,825 and said that he found Lumi wandering behind the hotel? 728 01:17:33,111 --> 01:17:36,575 What? She's sleeping in her bed. 729 01:17:37,032 --> 01:17:39,203 Where are you? 730 01:17:39,368 --> 01:17:42,085 We're going to take a taxi home soon. 731 01:17:42,704 --> 01:17:45,801 I wonder why Mikko called and said that. 732 01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:48,172 Mikko is nuts. 733 01:17:48,335 --> 01:17:53,722 Lumi's crying. I gotta go. Kisses. - Bye. 734 01:17:55,259 --> 01:17:58,272 Shit. The girls are on their way home. 735 01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:02,353 Look at those guys behind the door. 736 01:18:04,309 --> 01:18:08,272 Lumi. Daddy's here to take you home. 737 01:18:09,648 --> 01:18:12,116 What's up, Mikko? Open the door, will ya? 738 01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:18,038 You stunted dick, give me my child or I'll break the glass. 739 01:18:19,408 --> 01:18:21,128 You can try. 740 01:18:23,996 --> 01:18:26,795 I'll give you a million volts if you succeed. 741 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,280 Boys. 742 01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:51,281 Let a pro show you how to do it. 743 01:19:37,236 --> 01:19:38,908 Lumi. 744 01:19:45,494 --> 01:19:47,416 That's really dangerous. 745 01:19:49,289 --> 01:19:52,137 Doesn't it have a safety? - It's not on. 746 01:19:56,505 --> 01:19:58,759 Tell her to shoot him. - What? 747 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:00,596 He's a zombie. - No. 748 01:20:00,759 --> 01:20:03,393 Stupid. She might shoot herself. 749 01:20:04,388 --> 01:20:06,393 Don't point it at yourself. 750 01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:14,149 Mikko, take it from her. You're closer. 751 01:20:17,401 --> 01:20:19,536 Give me the gun. 752 01:20:20,153 --> 01:20:21,956 Don't point it at yourself. 753 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:36,137 Okay, Lumi, we're going home. 754 01:21:19,588 --> 01:21:24,512 Hey thanks. I really needed a night out. 755 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,770 Considering how crazy this place is, - 756 01:21:28,972 --> 01:21:33,694 I suggest you stay home. - I will. 757 01:21:33,852 --> 01:21:36,569 Which one was your house? Oh, there it is. 758 01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:53,298 Put her in her bed. 759 01:22:01,338 --> 01:22:03,177 Goodnight. 760 01:22:11,223 --> 01:22:12,895 Hi. 761 01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:18,191 I couldn't sleep. - Oh. 762 01:22:19,481 --> 01:22:21,367 How was your evening? 763 01:22:24,236 --> 01:22:27,285 It all worked out for the best in the end. - Good. 764 01:22:27,447 --> 01:22:29,998 How was your evening? - What do you mean? 765 01:22:32,828 --> 01:22:35,296 I just asked. - Oh yeah. Yeah. 766 01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:40,842 We took it pretty easy. We ate and stuff. 767 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:49,471 How did it go with Lumi? - Really well. 768 01:22:50,512 --> 01:22:56,147 But she must be teething. She cried quite a bit. 769 01:22:58,437 --> 01:23:00,276 What was that? 770 01:23:01,064 --> 01:23:04,197 It must be the wind, rattling the window. 771 01:23:05,903 --> 01:23:07,658 Wait. Wait. 772 01:23:52,908 --> 01:23:56,087 I've been thinking about moving back here. 773 01:24:03,252 --> 01:24:08,721 But I'd like to come to the south to see Siiri every now and then. 774 01:24:09,508 --> 01:24:11,394 If it's okay with you. 775 01:24:18,267 --> 01:24:20,354 Of course. That would be nice. 776 01:24:27,317 --> 01:24:31,493 Should I get into bed with you, or should I... 777 01:24:33,574 --> 01:24:35,792 If you promise me you won't sleep. 778 01:24:48,839 --> 01:24:52,267 How did you get her to sleep in her own bed? 779 01:24:52,509 --> 01:24:54,182 Daddies know the tricks. 780 01:24:57,514 --> 01:25:03,067 You're the earth and the warmth it brings 781 01:25:05,314 --> 01:25:11,162 Beneath my feet in the spring 782 01:25:13,405 --> 01:25:19,538 This burning desire is irresistible 783 01:25:20,495 --> 01:25:27,804 You make me invincible 784 01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:35,103 You will always be my girl 785 01:25:36,970 --> 01:25:43,234 Even if I conquer the world 786 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:51,409 What would I have if ever you left? 787 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:57,201 Nothing at all, a life bereft 788 01:25:57,533 --> 01:26:06,928 In my world you're everything 789 01:26:37,573 --> 01:26:40,290 DIRECTED BY TEPPO AIRAKSINEN WRITTEN BY PEKKO PESONEN 790 01:26:40,576 --> 01:26:43,293 PRODUCED BY OLLI HAIKKA AND JARKKO HENTULA 791 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:21,019 Translated by Aretta Vähälä Proofread by Rich Lyons